98% of Americans Don’t Eat Enough Ass

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

elliotfriar:

this is the funniest thing i’ve seen all day

elliotfriar:

this is the funniest thing i’ve seen all day

gawfzilla:

the one TRUE secret to a great sex life

gawfzilla:

the one TRUE secret to a great sex life

theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

Why is this not taught universally.

awwww-cute:

This is what happens when you try to eat beef jerky in a dog daycare

awwww-cute:

This is what happens when you try to eat beef jerky in a dog daycare

lzbth:

correct method

oinkaloink:

'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus

jpgay:

when ur eating something soft and hear a crunch

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meanplastic:

me about to do a powerpoint presentation

meanplastic:

me about to do a powerpoint presentation

abbythenormalone:

fortheloveofneps:

marththebland:

I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant

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