"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two
this is the funniest thing i’ve seen all day
the one TRUE secret to a great sex life
Why is this not taught universally.
This is what happens when you try to eat beef jerky in a dog daycare
'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus
when ur eating something soft and hear a crunch
me about to do a powerpoint presentation
I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant
WAITNDO YOU THINK THISNIS A REAL THING????
THIS IS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE OH MY GOD
THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER I’M CRYING