I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

thirsty-for-troye:

" haha jk we had sex"

sigurrossgeller:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]

"I’ve got a fuckin data logger on my head"
"I know lmao"

sigurrossgeller:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]

"I’ve got a fuckin data logger on my head"

"I know lmao"

tardistiles:

sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

like

image

it just freaking says one “dime”

what the hell is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

oh my god i never even realized that what the hell we all just sort of know what they’re worth through some sixth sense bullcrap

precumming:

unclefather:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

filling the room with the ghosts from inside her body


QUEEN JORDIN

precumming:

unclefather:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

filling the room with the ghosts from inside her body

QUEEN JORDIN

zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

ryahn:

grapewallofchina:

ryahn:

grapewallofchina:

80% exhaustion 10% sarcasm 20% dont care

that’s 110 percent

20% of me doesn’t care

should’ve seen that coming

intensional:

whollyhwojo:

intensional:

cookitty:

intensional:

le-madcap:

intensional:

xomtrencherxo:

intensional:

Look at all those ducks

Those are chickens

Look at all those ducks

Those are chickens

Look at all those ducks

*whispers* Those are chickens

*yells* LOOK AT ALL THOSE DUCKS

THOSE ARE CHICKENS.

I love how many people im annoying with this 

intensional:

whollyhwojo:

intensional:

cookitty:

intensional:

le-madcap:

intensional:

xomtrencherxo:

intensional:

Look at all those ducks

Those are chickens

Look at all those ducks

Those are chickens

Look at all those ducks

*whispers* Those are chickens

*yells* LOOK AT ALL THOSE DUCKS

THOSE ARE CHICKENS.

I love how many people im annoying with this